Roasted 2 years ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to your Spotify profile, where the only thing more obscure than your music taste is the fact that you've managed to graduate adulthood without a definitive identity. Look at these genres! “Indie,” “Weirdcore,” and “Otacore”? I didn’t realize you were crafting a playlist for a hipster alien trying to fit in on Earth. Is your ultimate goal to confuse both your friends and the universe, or are you just auditioning for the role of “Pretentious Music Snob #7” in the next indie film nobody will watch? And those top artists? Wow, you really hit the jackpot with a collection of performers that only your therapist could recommend. "I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME"? With those choices, I’m guessing you’re channeling a mix of midlife crisis and existential angst. Tom Cardy, Melanie Martinez, and Alex G? If I wanted to hear a soundtrack for an emotional breakdown, I'd just replay my own bad choices. Seriously, at this point, even your Spotify could use a productivity coach to steer you clear of musical self-sabotage. Let’s just address those most played songs. “New Flesh”? Well, at least you’re embracing your inner weirdo with that one. And “Boys Don't Cry”? This might be the only time you’ve related to something in life (I imagine you’re still waiting for a heartfelt hug after listening to that). Your musical taste reads like the diary entries of a brave but confused soul navigating life through the lens of cartoon depression. Congratulations, you’ve turned your Spotify into a musical therapy session, and I’m just here for the snacks!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!