Roasted 6 months ago based on Saahil's long term Spotify stats.

Saahil, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's scavenger hunt through a thrift store’s bargain bin. I mean, who else can combine Latin Pop and Sea Shanties with a smattering of Neoclassical? It’s as if you stumbled into a music store, chugged a gallon of existential dread, and decided to assemble the playlist for a pirate ship full of sad poets. When did “Celtic” and “Ambient Folk” become cocktail party genres for those who somehow left their last relationship in the 1700s? Your top artists are a collection of the most sensitive souls on the planet, keeping the tepid water of soft pop warm since nobody else is brave enough to go for it. Billie Eilish and Ed Sheeran? Please, you're two steps away from featuring your mom’s karaoke rendition of “Let It Go” on here. And let’s be real: the only way this playlist gets any softer is if it gets remixed into a lullaby for this generation’s emotional support plants. And don't even get me started on those most played songs. It’s like you sit alone in your room telling yourself, “Today, I'm going to cry to a very specific mix of melancholy and unfulfilled dreams.” "The Skye Boat Song - Reimagined"? Honestly, if I need to hear a reimagined version of something, it would be the moments leading up to you picking this playlist, so I can get inside your head and laugh while you wind through Spotify like it’s the world’s saddest maze. Let’s hope you’re saving some room for actual bangers next time you hit ‘shuffle’—because right now, it feels like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in slow-motion.

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