Roasted 9 months ago based on mei's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mei, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that screams "I don’t just listen to music, I actively avoid any genre that doesn’t feature 50 different ways to cry over my ex-corridos." Who knew your playlist could double as a guide for getting your heart shattered over and over again? I mean, with a top five that could make a mariachi band drown in their own sorrows, I'm surprised you haven’t gotten a sponsorship from tissues. Your love for Sad Sierreño is the musical equivalent of ordering a triple chocolate fudge cake while dieting; it’s just a tragic choice. Then there’s your obsession with Alvaro Diaz—you might as well be his number-one fan club president. Seriously, if you devoted half the time you spend listening to his songs to actually learning about other artists, you might unearth a hidden gem or two that doesn't sound like a therapy session set to a catchy melody. But alas, it seems you took your “Variedad” genre seriously, and your Spotify is now a museum of heartbreak, passion, and questionable life choices—the art of melodrama in full swing. And while we’re at it with the “Latin” vibe, let’s be real: your profile reads like a desperate Instagram caption trying to play it cool while giving off “I totally don’t have a crush on my dentist” energy. You’re trying to play it off like a vibe, yet we all know you're just one sad strum of a corrido away from live-tweeting your meltdown. So here’s to you, Mei—master of heartbreak anthems and bandwagoning! May your playlist be forever haunted by the songs you should’ve never added to the queue.

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