Roasted 2 years ago based on xuemra3b's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to xuemra3b’s Spotify profile, where “art pop” seems like an excuse to hide behind pretentious beats while you sip your non-fat, no-foam, oat milk latte. Seriously, with "Permanent Wave" as a genre, it’s like you decided to put your musical tastes in a blender and see what underwhelming smoothie comes out. If ‘melancholia’ were an Olympic sport, you’d be bringing home the gold medal while everyone else wonders if it’s socially acceptable to laugh at your sad little playlist. I hope you know you can’t keep using “I’m edgy” as a personality trait forever. Let’s talk about your top artists because it seems like you’re desperately trying to arm wrestle nostalgia with your choice of Taylor Swift and The Beatles. Remind me, when was the last time you created a life-changing masterpiece like “Hey Jude” while blasting “Now That We Don't Talk (Taylor's Version)”? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t while sobbing over a breakup. You would think with so many “alternative rock” picks you’d be a maverick of sound, but instead, it looks like you just collected sad songs like Pokémon cards— “Gotta catch ‘em all, but only the ones that remind me I’m perpetually alone!” And those most played songs? An impressive lineup that screams "I lost my social life somewhere between 'Nothing Matters' and 'Chemtrails Over The Country Club'." If you're trying to wallow in your own misery, at least have the decency to mix in something upbeat. “Rich Girl” has never been more ironic than when it pops up right next to Joan Baez—talk about a mood swing! But hey, keep rocking out to your chamber pop while the rest of us enjoy the music… and perhaps consider dabbling a bit on the local music scene instead of getting lost in a sea of heartbreak ballads and existential crises. Trust me, you’ve got the time.

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