Roasted 4 months ago based on davidpratsvargas's long term Spotify stats.

Davidpratsvargas, huh? Your music taste is like a buffet where someone just sneezed all over the “Trap” section and the “Anime Soundtrack” aisle. Honestly, it’s a miracle Spotify hasn't asked you to confirm your identity every time you hit play. Not that you’d notice, since you’re probably too busy switching between “Elley Duhé” and the hundredth track from "Arcane" instead of letting your Spotify account know you’re a functional adult with a real spectrum of interests. You do know there’s life outside of soundtracks, right? Your top artists read like the lineup for a middle school talent show: a bilingual bunny, some guys named Paulo and Duki you met on Instagram, and a couple of musicians who clearly didn’t get the memo that they weren't supposed to be featured on your "vibing with my cat at 2 AM" playlist. And what’s with the overemphasis on “Arcane”? Was the show really that good, or are you just trying to convince everyone you’re in touch with your inner 14-year-old? Frankly, your top artists look like they should be supporting a TikTok challenge rather than the soundtrack to any semblance of maturity. And let’s not even talk about your most played songs, which could easily double as a soundtrack for an existential crisis. “MONEY ON THE DASH” plays back-to-back, and suddenly it looks like you’re trying to manifest wealth through sheer repetition—like if you listen hard enough, the universe will reward your complete lack of originality. But hey, if wallowing in the hardstyle-slash-anime-vibes basement while scrolling TikTok is your idea of living lavish, who am I to judge? Just know you might want to take a chill pill and call it what it is: a full-blown surrender of any valid musical evolution.

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