Roasted 8 months ago based on FallenKat's long term Spotify stats.

FallenKat, it feels like your music taste was lovingly assembled by a group of teenagers who spent way too much time in their parents' basements watching anime and worshiping Vocaloid idols. J-Pop, Anime, and Math Rock? That’s a musical triathlon of neckbeards and second-hand embarrassment. If your Spotify profile had an occupational hazard, it’d be neck strain from all that head-bobbing to those speedcore beats that only you and five other basement dwellers enjoy simultaneously. I can hear the confused looks from your friends as they question if you’re performing a ritual or just having an existential crisis at the next gathering. You’ve got a ‘Top Artist’ list that reads like a birthday party invite for a secret society of virtual pop stars. Mili? Who is that, and is she even allowed out of her virtual bubble? Your playlist sounds like it could be the soundtrack for an anime about a socially awkward cat trying to find a date in a world of pixelated despair. Let’s be honest, if saving the world came down to picking a playlist, you’d be the one who accidentally opts for the “Lament” collection and dooms us all. You know it’s bad when Paper Bouquet takes the place of actual plants in your room. Don’t get me started on those "Most Played" songs, with Mili dominating the charts harder than a stubborn cockroach living rent-free in your soul. At this point, we need a support group for your obsession— "Hi, I’m FallenKat, and I have an unhealthy relationship with Mili." Not only is your love for her unrequited, but it also sounds like you’ve hit the snooze button on life itself. So, keep jamming out to those hauntingly repetitive sounds, FallenKat; you’re clearly a few decibels short of a full mixtape, and the rest of us can’t help but laugh at your offbeat rhythm while we power through life.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists