Roasted 2 years ago based on Trace's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Trace, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis mixtape curated by a trucker who finally discovered mood lighting. You've got rock mixed with outlaw country, and I'm not sure if you're trying to start a band or audition for extreme couponing. "Rock" and "Hard Rock" are neatly nestled next to "Cloud Rap" and "Memphis Hip Hop," making it feel like your brain was put through a blender on "liquefy." One minute you're thrashing it out with Pantera, and the next, you're crying to Lil Peep like a lost kitten. Congratulations, you've successfully turned your taste in music into an existential crisis for anyone who dares to share earbuds with you. Your most played songs are a beautiful showcase of a soul that can’t decide if they're angsty or just plain confused. "Either Hated or Ignored" by $uicideboy$? Buddy, that sounds more like your dating life than a Spotify playlist. And then there’s “My Own Prison” by Creed, which is fitting—because with that genre mix, you've effectively locked yourself inside a very confusing little box. We see you trying to flex your 'hard' edge with $uicideboy$, but can we talk about how the most emotional moment you're likely to experience is when "Waymore's Blues" plays in your car while you munch on stale gas station pizza? And let’s not even begin to discuss your top artists—the shades of your playlist are so diverse that it feels like a musical version of a personality disorder. Waylon Jennings is the wise old sage advising you while you hammer your heart out to the blaring chaos of $uicideboy$, and Hank Williams, Jr. is probably rolling in his grave thinking, “This kid could have taken me places, and yet…” You’re basically the human embodiment of a quarter-life crisis in vinyl form. Face it, Trace—your Spotify profile is less of a reflection of cool taste and more a window into a chaotic mess that even your therapist wouldn’t know how to categorize.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists