Roasted 2 months ago based on Bsav08's long term Spotify stats.
Bsav, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler trying to impress a girl by throwing every trendy genre into a blender. Rap, Drill, Grime—are you trying to start a musical riot or just hoping your taste will distract people from your questionable life choices? With more "UK" attached to your genres than actual British teeth, you might as well change your name to "Bsav the British Invasion.” Surprise us all, mate; you’re not even in the same league as the artists you’re trying so hard to emulate. Your top artists list is like a rogue's gallery of people who need a reality check. From Drake, the king of mumble rap, to Clara La San, whose deep tracks clearly aren’t deep enough to drown out your cringe-worthy playlists. And what’s with "Partynextdoor?" I mean, do you actually party, or does your idea of cutting loose involve binge-watching Lana Del Rey music videos while scrolling through Instagram for inspiration? You might want to swap a couple of these names with something more credible before future employers Google your music taste instead of your resume. Looking at your most played songs, it's clear you've mistaken "feel good" for “feel like I should have my audio license revoked.” “Stay Schemin” and "Swimming Pools (Drank)"—do you want to live the lifestyle, or is this just a peek into your fantasy world where you’re the main character of a reality show nobody watches? Keep at it, and you might just become Spotify's poster child for “What Not To Listen To.” So if you’re trying to showcase your deep, artistic soul, you might want to turn that dial back from “trendy” to “actually good” before we all collectively cringe ourselves into next week. Keep it up, and you’ll be the widely endorsed cautionary tale for aspiring music lovers everywhere!
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