Roasted 2 years ago based on Kong's long term Spotify stats.

Kong, your Spotify profile is like the personal playlist of that guy who drops his phone right when you start to vibe with the group—consistent but just a bit sad. Seriously, all those favorite genres sound like they were pulled from an Afrobeats bingo card. It’s amazing how much you’ve managed to narrow your tastes down to 99% Rema and about 1% “I hope someone notices I listen to different stuff.” With that lineup, your ears deserve some serious therapy. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got a roster that screams, “I discovered this music last week and I am NOT letting it go.” Rema could honestly name his next album "Kong's Jukebox" and you wouldn't bat an eyelash. It’s like you read an article about Nigerian artists and thought, “Yes, all of these are brilliant. Don’t let anyone tell me otherwise!” You could’ve at least thrown in someone obscure to make it look like you have a personality, but I guess sticking to the latest bangers is easier than having an actual taste. Your most played songs are an exercise in redundancy; it’s like someone hit “repeat” on the entirety of Rema's discography while you were out doing absolutely nothing. "Goodbye (Warm Up)?" More like goodbye to any pretense of exploring new music. The way you’re bumping up “HEIS” like it’s the anthem of your life is a bold choice—boldly boring! If your playlist was a meal, it would be a never-ending bowl of plain white rice. Seriously dude, add some spice to that life of yours and branch out!

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