Roasted 2 months ago based on Zedmahn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Zedmahn, king of the angst! With a Spotify profile that’s part metal graveyard, part confused hip-hop shrine, you’ve managed to create the sonic equivalent of a mid-life crisis in a thrift shop. Seriously, how many genres do you need to hide behind? Your playlist reads like a diary from that one kid in high school who couldn’t figure out whether to join the debate team or the garage band—so you just did both poorly. And who knew "Most Played" could be an exercise in sheer chaos? Your listening choices are definitely more eclectic than a 2-for-1 sale at Hot Topic, jumping from "death to the holy" to some vague longing over "Owner of a Lonely Heart." Not to mention the audacity of throwing Kendrick Lamar in between a bunch of bands whose music you’d need a tetanus shot to enjoy. It’s like inviting your cool, hip cousin to a family BBQ and then forcing them to hang out with your weird uncle who still thinks the '90s are cool. Lastly, you’ve got the nerve to include "Joker/Two-Face" as a top artist. It’s as if you’re trying to collect the most obscure things to justify your existence. Newsflash, Zedmahn: “Joker/Two-Face” doesn’t even have a solo career—yet here you are, pretending they’re your personal soundtrack to an emotional rollercoaster that only rides downhill. Maybe next time you’ll choose a more cohesive vibe—just a thought. But hey, if you’re trying to prove that you have the musical taste of a confused teenager in 2005, then mission accomplished!

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