Roasted 1 year ago based on Wilhelm Bruck's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Wilhelm Bruck, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic mixtape someone made while trying to win a 90s middle school dance-off—shambolic, confused, and somehow kind of relatable. Your genre choices scream “I can't commit,” blending Rock, Swedish Pop, and “Epadunk” (which sounds like a minor character from a bad sci-fi series). If padding your playlist was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely win gold with that exhaustive list of Rock variants. Seriously, how many different ways can you say the same thing? Did you wake up one day and decide you needed to diversify your rock palette like it was a fine wine? Then there’s your top artist list, which reads like a Spotify algorithm meltdown. With legends like Elvis and The Beatles snuggled up next to “23” (who? I mean, WHAT?), it's like you threw a darts at a board full of iconic names and whatever else was on your lunch menu. And let’s not even talk about the fact that Zach Bryan dominates your most played songs! Congrats on making him the soundtrack to your existential crisis—clearly, no one else can reach those deep emotional lows quite like he can. At this rate, you might as well run a Zack fan account instead of your actual profile! And finally, your most played songs—all by the same guy with a voice designed to evoke a mild form of existential dread. Just when I thought you couldn’t outdo yourself, there you go with five variations of "Hey, my heart is sad and the sky is orange" all courtesy of Mr. Bryan! Why not just label your profile "The Zach Bryan Appreciation Society"? Because let’s be real, your taste in music could use a serious, harsh wake-up call, but all I can do is laugh and cheer you on as you wallow in your very specific musical purgatory.

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