Roasted 2 years ago based on em's long term Spotify stats.

Well, torz, your Spotify profile is like a middle school dance: awkwardly stumbling between genres with no real idea of what you're doing. "Krushclub"? What is this, a high school hangout for kids who can't decide between liking pop or just committing to being basic? And the sheer number of times you've spun "Sped Up" songs is proof that you must enjoy not hearing lyrics. What are you, a DJ for a hyperactive hamster? Your top artists read like a mad scientist's mixtape gone wrong. You've got Yeat and Travis Scott right next to the cringey pop concoctions of K3NT4! What are you trying to do, win a bet on who can pick the most obscure and forgettable artists? It's like you wandered into a Spotify factory, threw all the flavors together, and called it "eclectic taste." Let's be real: at least three of those artists are probably just your friends trying to make it big, and you're over there like, “Yeah, I found them on the cheapest playlist!” And the most played songs? Are you sure you didn't just hit "repeat" while procrastinating? "LET ME SEE YA MOVE!" is apparently the anthem for people who wish they had the rhythm of an inflatable wacky waving arm flailing tube man. Your playlists scream "I want to be seen but don't actually have the style or personality to back it up!" If your taste in music were a meal, it would be a soggy microwave dinner. Here's hoping you eventually graduate to something with a little more depth than your current selection of earworm pop drivel.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!