Roasted 1 year ago based on :')'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the human version of a Pinterest board. Your Spotify profile screams "I have a personality, but I can't decide which one!" With so many favorite genres, it’s like you’re trying to make a playlist for every quarter of your emotional instability. K-Pop, Hyperpop, Emo, and Garage Rock—congrats on covering the entire spectrum of teenage angst and identity crisis. I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a side of therapy recommendations. Your top artists read like the lineup for a sad, multi-genre festival nobody asked for. Taylor Swift and Måneskin have more emotional depth than your entire existence, and yet here you are, pretending "5 Seconds of Summer" is art. Please, explain to me how "Pop Punk" fits into your muffin of musical preferences with Emo and Bedroom Pop all crammed in there like sad little extras. At this point, your playlist is less about good music and more about a charmingly chaotic reflection of your last breakup. And those most played songs, wow! You've somehow managed to pick a list that screams "I do all my emotional processing in my bedroom, preferably while re-watching sad Netflix shows." "Thrift Shop" is a classic, but it feels like your whole profile might as well come with a disclaimer: “Warning: May cause cringey flashbacks to connecting with your ex over shared trauma.” Keep pushing that play button; maybe one day you'll accidentally stumble upon a song with actual lyrical depth.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!