Roasted 2 months ago based on Sarah Pirrera's long term Spotify stats.

Sarah Pirrera, the queen of niche genres and the only person I know who manages to make Spotify's algorithm question its existence. Seriously, how many different ways can you listen to “soul” before it starts getting a little creepy? If you’re not careful, you’ll accidentally create a genre so obscure that even hipsters in vintage overalls will be like, “Nah, that’s too much.” French rap, Sufi, and neo-soul? Your music taste reads like a college essay on pretentiousness. I'm surprised you haven't started a podcast where you deep-dive into tracks that make listeners feel mildly uncomfortable. But let’s talk about those top artists; it’s as if you took a music quiz and deliberately chose the answers that would make you sound the most interesting at dinner parties. Qendresa and Luidji—who are they, and how can I block them from showing up on my feed? Have you ever thought about creating a band called “Sarah and the Haphazard Playlist”? Because I can assure you, your most played songs are more random than a toddler's drawing. "Thoda Resham Lagta Hai"? Sounds like a sneeze, and the only thing it’s guaranteed to spread is confusion among anyone who dares join you on a road trip. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like it was curated during a 3 AM identity crisis. You could single-handedly run an underground record shop that only sells vinyl for hipsters in recovery. I commend you for making your taste intentionally complex, but let’s be real—your profile reads more like a scavenger hunt for track titles that pull a stunt on anyone’s ear. At this rate, I’m surprised Spotify hasn’t sent you an encouragement letter urging you to embrace at least one mainstream artist. But your commitment to the obscure is remarkable. Keep it up, and pretty soon, you’ll be able to say you're “influencing” the next wave of sound. Just don’t forget to tell everyone that it’s “not mainstream,” or you might accidentally enjoy something popular!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!