Roasted 6 months ago based on Cooper's long term Spotify stats.

Cooper, I see your Spotify profile is a beautiful demonstration of a musical identity crisis. You collect genres like a toddler collects crayons—sure, it’s colorful, but one whiff of that playlist and everyone knows it's just a mess. You’ve got “Christmas” right between “Southern Gothic” and “Japanese VGM.” If that’s not a red flag for “I’m going through something,” I don’t know what is. Honestly, it’s like your playlist is designed to confuse both your therapist and your Spotify algorithm. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Meat Loaf, Frank Sinatra, and Kanye West? What is this, the soundtrack to a midlife crisis? Are you trying to create a jukebox musical about a man who can’t decide if he’s prepping for a funeral, a rave, or a Victorian ball? And AJR sneaking in there like the weird cousin at the family reunion just tells us you’ve got some questionable taste in music, which, given your love of “Big Band” and “Adult Standards,” could mean you might actually be 70 years old… in a 25-year-old’s body. Your most played songs are a mix of rock anthems and hip-hop bangers that somehow makes you sound like the DJ at a retirement home rave. Duran Duran's “INVISIBLE”? You mean “I want my friends to think I’m cool, but I’m going to cry alone in my room”? And “Blind As A Bat”? Yikes! Given these choices, I’d say it’s time for a reality check, Cooper. It’s never too late to find a genre you actually vibe with, one that doesn't make you sound like a DJ who lost a bet. But hey, at least it’s eclectic—like a buffet nobody wants to eat at!

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