Roasted 11 months ago based on Kuni_MLB's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Kuni_MLB, your taste in music is like a culinary nightmare; it’s a buffet of bad decisions served with a side of cringe. With a playlist that features Disco Polo and Sea Shanties, it's like you took a boat out into the middle of the ocean, threw your sanity overboard, and decided to serenade the fish instead. Seriously, you’ve curated a collection that sounds less like a musical journey and more like a desperate attempt to keep the neighborhood parrots entertained. And let’s be real, your Spotify account is the only place where “Miraculous” is a word with an overexposure problem. Looking at your top artists is a whole new level of “What were you thinking?” It’s a lineup that screams, “I promise I’m still relevant!” while simultaneously pulling a fast one on every hipster friend you have. Lou may be the only entity willing to put up with your obsession, but the rest of them must be regretting every second of their one-hit wonder status as they share the spotlight with your cringe-worthy favorites. And let’s not forget the fact that you have “Noise Music” and “Bedroom Pop” sitting comfortably next to each other. Is that your way of saying your bedroom is where all sound goes to die? Lastly, your most played songs are a love letter to bad decisions, with “Miraculous” being the headline of a musical tragedy that even Shakespeare would raise an eyebrow at. The only thing more frequent than Lou's appearances in your playlist is a "Ladybug" episode rerun on a Saturday afternoon. Honestly, Kuni, if we wanted to listen to broken record players with an identity crisis, we’d pick something off your Spotify. So, congratulations! If your profile were a musical, it would definitely be a parody—filled with all the wrong notes and zero standing ovations.
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