Roasted 2 years ago based on brandonburley93's long term Spotify stats.

Brandon, you’ve curated a Spotify profile that’s basically an advertisement for the sorrows of teen angst mixed with a hint of midlife crisis! It’s like you woke up one day and said, “I only want to listen to music that screams as loudly as my existential dread.” Your obsession with a genre like "Nu Metalcore" sounds less like a music taste and more like you’re just trying to explain your life decisions to a therapist. Newsflash: you could literally be listening to anything else and still be as relatable as a walrus at a ballet recital. The fact that "Hollywood Undead" is on your top artists list says more about your taste than you might want to admit. I mean, who would have thought wearing a mask could be so iconic? Honestly, if I had to guess your personality, it’d be a mix of bad choices and deep-seated anger issues. Your love for “Electric Callboy” begs the question: do you want to rage against the system or just throw a never-ending pity party in your basement? Either way, I hope you’ve got a good Wi-Fi connection, because it sounds like you’re going to need a lot of streaming to drown out the real world. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—it's like a suicide note penned by a combination of a high school dropout and an emotionally unstable drama queen. “Don’t Look Away” is probably what your friends do every time you bring up your “favorite” genres at a party. Meanwhile, “HAPPY” by NF? If that’s the best you’ve got, I think it’s time you reevaluate the meaning of happiness! Congrats, you’ve somehow managed to keep your Spotify profile more cringe-worthy than a TikTok dance challenge featuring your dad. Enjoy your musical therapy session, champ!

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