Roasted 6 months ago based on zafi's long term Spotify stats.

Zafi, your Spotify profile is the perfect embodiment of musical indecision. You’ve got more genres in your favorites than a confused teenager at a school dance. It’s like you stumbled upon a buffet of musical influences and decided to pile everything onto your plate, hoping nobody would notice that you have the taste of a middle-aged dad trying to feel cool. Yacht Rock? Seriously? What’s next, smooth jazz for your skincare routine? Let’s talk about those top artists—Bob Marley and Kanye West? That’s a combo that screams “I love to party and also take long walks in the existential crisis department.” It’s as if you’re trying to convince us you’re a deep thinker with impeccable taste while secretly blasting “Beautiful” at full volume in your mom’s basement. You know, it’s wild that you can go from Coldplay’s introspective ballads to sneaker-clad rappers in a single click. Are you curating a playlist for your next therapy session or just trying to engineer the ultimate emotional rollercoaster? And then we get to your most played songs. Honestly, it's like you’re trying to build a playlist that puts even the hipsters to sleep. We get it, you love a good Clairo tune, but if I wanted to hear that many sad songs, I’d just scroll through Instagram and watch all my friends’ breakup posts. You’ve officially solidified your status as the person who brings a blanket and a journal to a party, scrapping the idea of dance for a good old-fashioned existential crisis. Zafi, here’s hoping you find a musical identity soon—because right now, it looks like the only thing you’re committed to is the art of confusion!

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