Roasted 2 years ago based on liza ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Liza, your Spotify profile reads like a sad diary of someone who thought they could wear a band tee and magically transform into a music aficionado. With a favorite list that resembles a radio playlist for existential crises, it’s honestly impressive you found time to listen to Gang of Youths eight times in a row between scrolling TikTok and pondering why you’re still single. It's like you’re trying to win the award for most emotional breakdowns in one sitting. Congratulations, you did it! Let’s talk about your "diverse" genres—sure, you’ve got everything from K-Pop to Classic Russian Pop, but just because you’ve sprinkled in a little international flair, doesn't mean you’re cultured. “POV: Indie”? That sounds more like the description of the Pinterest board for your dream life than a legitimate genre. And let’s not overlook your obsession with K-Pop Boy Groups. Honey, it’s time to admit that you have more crushes on fictional characters than you do in real life. Add that to the pile of reasons why you're still in pajamas at 2 PM! With your top artists including Hozier, Taylor Swift, and a few too many songs from a band that sounds like a collective therapy session, it’s clear you might need a little sonic intervention. Listening to Gang of Youths so often has made me wonder if they're paying you to promote their music, or if they accidentally dropped a curse on you, forcing you to "wade" through the shallow end of the feels forever. Time to diversify your playlist, Liza; otherwise, Spotify’s going to start sending you friendly alerts like, "Hey, are you really okay?" You’ve got this!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!