Roasted 1 month ago based on Servant of Christ's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, the "Servant of Christ," also known as the Spotify playlist that’s trying a little too hard to be heaven-sent. With a tracklist that reads like a hipster confessional mixed with the back row of a Sunday church service, your musical palette is so diverse it might as well be a buffet that forgot to set a theme. I mean, Ndombolo and Christian Hip Hop? That's like trying to pair wine with a bowl of cereal—both have their time and place, but nobody should be expected to enjoy them together. Your top artists list is a real treasure hunt of obscurity. Jordy? Really? Sounds like the name of a kid in your Sunday School class who can't sing but always manages to hit the high note of "Don't leave me alone with my thoughts." And who could forget "Kanye West" making a cameo next to indie tribers and Congo legends? It’s like showing up to an all-you-can-eat salad bar with a plate full of deep-fried Oreos and saying, "I’m just here for a low-calorie snack!" Way to keep it classy, Servant! And let's talk about your most played songs. "ALL THE TIME" by Forrest Frank? More like "It's getting awkward in here" every time you blast that in public. I bet your earbuds are begging for mercy from such a jumble. With a lineup like “Ndombolo Fever” and “Freestyle Funk,” I'm surprised you haven't rented out a dance floor in your living room. You might want to rethink your “most played” strategy because the way your playlist looks, it's clear your taste suffers from a serious identity crisis—while you scroll through it wondering when you’ll actually commit to a single genre.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!