Roasted 4 months ago based on Skardow's long term Spotify stats.

Skardow, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst diary that got lost in a haunted forest! With a name like Skardow, it’s as if you’re trying to summon the darkest spirits while simultaneously auditioning for the role of 'Extra in a B-Movie Metal Horror Flick.' Seriously, the only thing scarier than your music taste is the fact that you’ve managed to fit more “deaths” into your genres list than a slasher film marathon! At this stage, Death Metal should just start referring to itself as “Skardow’s Greatest Hits.” Scrolling through your favorite artists feels like entering a Black Metal cult where every member has a name designed to make parents immediately disavow their children. Is "Vacant" a band, or just a reflection of your social life? And don’t even get me started on "Infected Mushroom"—the only disease you're catching is terminal awkwardness, my guy. With "TOOL" in the mix, is your aim in life to build a shrine to the angriest of emotions? Congratulations, you’re one RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE album away from a full-on existential crisis! Let’s talk about your top songs, shall we? “Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames” makes me wonder if you’ve confused 'poetry' with the sound of a demon choking on its own rage. And “Pain Remains II” must’ve been what you played on repeat when your Wi-Fi went down. That's quite the double feature! If “Dancing Like Flames” is your vibe, I can't imagine what your cooking sounds like—probably just a soundtrack to your desperate meal-prep endeavors in the kitchen. Keep at it, Skardow; one day you might just find a genre that communicates in English instead of a language only skulls understand!

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