Roasted 2 years ago based on IVE's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's IVE, the human embodiment of that kid in middle school who thought wearing socks with sandals was a bold fashion statement. Your Spotify profile screams “I opinionated my way through a few SoundCloud playlists and now I’m basically a music critic.” Seriously, there can’t be that many variations of hip hop, can there? You’ve turned “Rap” into a buffet where you’re painfully trying to find the perfect dish that fits your pretentious palate. Under your watch, "Underground Hip Hop" is no longer subversive; it’s a sad attempt to sound exclusive while vibing alone in your mom's basement. Let’s break down that top artist list—it’s like you assembled the Avengers of wannabe intellectuals who forgot to be cool. Tyler, The Creator? More like Tyler, The Overthinker. And you really think you’re making a bold statement with "Mick Jenkins" on repeat? Please, the last time I heard someone so obsessed with “conscious hip hop” was… actually, never. You really managed to turn "Pop Rap" into a genre for people who pretend they’re too serious for mainstream but yell “turn up!” louder than anyone at the frat house kegger. I’m surprised your playlist doesn’t come with a side of quinoa and a sustainability manifesto. And your most played songs? Wow, you really sure showed us all by playing every track from the same artist like you’re trying to unlock a secret level in your Spotify quest. What’s next? An achievement for finishing Tyler's discography? I’ve seen less commitment from people in relationships. “Cowboy” by Tyler, The Creator? More like your life’s theme song because you’re clearly all hat and no cattle—an airy whisper amidst a tornado of tried-too-hard. Get a grip, IVE; boundless playlists are only for people who actually go outside and interact with the “real world”—don’t worry, it’s overrated anyway!

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