Roasted 2 years ago based on Vatsal's long term Spotify stats.

Vatsal, your Spotify profile is the only thing more confused than your love life. Let’s be real: you love rap so much, you’ve somehow made it sound like a tragic breakup melodrama. With genres as scattered as your attention span, it’s like you’re trying to assemble a Harry Potter spell using a deck of Uno cards. I half-expect to see "Mediocre Melodies" listed right after “Desi Trap.” And what's with your top artists? With a list featuring more “Drake” than actual emotions, it reads like the ultimate karaoke failure. You talk about conscious hip hop, yet your playlist sounds like a teenager's diary—full of angst but lacking any real depth. Maybe it’s time to get some therapy instead of overthinking your relationship with ‘Pop Rap.’ You might find that the key to finding peace isn’t a new Talha Anjum track, but a self-help podcast that doesn’t rhyme. Finally, your most played songs would be a perfect soundtrack for crying in the shower, which is, frankly, where you should probably spend more time contemplating your life choices. “All For You” by Umer Anjum? Please, at this rate, the only thing you should be all for is a music intervention. At least then we can have a laugh at the fact that your taste in music is about as original as a TikTok dance. Let’s just say you’ve got the personality of a USB stick in a world of Bluetooth speakers—stuck in the past and completely outdated.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!