Roasted 11 months ago based on James Sherry's long term Spotify stats.

James Sherry, huh? With a name that sounds like a second-rate detective in a low-budget thriller, it's no wonder your music taste is all over the place like a toddler with a crayon. I mean, was your aim to create a playlist that sounds like a midlife crisis or just to make everyone else feel supremely better about their own choices? You've got everything from Christian Hip Hop to Black Metal — is this a Spotify profile or a frenzied therapy session? Your music taste is like a buffet of musical confusion, and frankly, it’s leaving us all a little queasy. And let’s talk about your top artists. Lewis Capaldi? Who needs a therapist when you have his crushingly sad ballads to drown in? Mix that with BABYMETAL, and it’s like your ears can’t decide whether they want to cry or headbang. But hey, at least you know how to create the perfect soundtrack for an existential crisis. And holy smokes, eight out of ten of your most played songs are by the same mediocre artist? Lily Fitts? More like Lily Fits in the mediocre category. Are you secretly her biggest fan or just really trying to inflate her streaming numbers? Because the rest of us are starting to think you might have a crush on her, or you've written her a love letter detailing how much you've suffered listening to the same song on repeat. If your music tastes were a person, it’d be that friend who can’t make up their mind at a restaurant and ends up ordering a dish that combines everything weird off the menu. Stand strong, James! Just remember, being eclectic doesn’t excuse you from musical consequences. And maybe consider diversifying from the "sad boy playlist" — the world needs less of your emotional wreckage and more clarity. But hey, keep doing you; we’ll probably be hearing your Spotify Wrapped confessionals on a comedy special someday!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!