Roasted 3 months ago based on ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡, your Spotify profile reads like a glitter-covered diary from an overenthusiastic high schooler who's still trying to convince everyone that "I swear I’m not a weeb!" It's adorable how you've created a musical buffet that would make anyone question your taste. J-Rock? Sure! J-Pop? Oh, come on! And don't get me started on Vocaloid; it's like you took a stroll through a virtual reality anime convention and decided to grab every third song that came out of a holographic singer's mouth. "Melodic Death Metal" and "Manele" in the same breath? That's like saying you enjoy sushi and Taco Bell in equal measure. Klassy! Your top artists read like the opening lineup at an underground nerd festival. Unlucky Morpheus? Sounds like the band your imaginary friend would form in between PowerPoint presentations about why anime is the pinnacle of art. I mean, really? “MORE MORE JUMP!”? Did they just fix a typo in "more than one track that makes you question your life choices?" Meanwhile, KAMIJO’s included as if to say, “I do have a sliver of respectability!” But we both know that every time you crank the volume up for that symphonic metal, your neighbors must think they’ve accidentally moved into a cosplay convention gone wild. And those most-played songs? Talk about a musical identity crisis! I swear, the next time you get a speeding ticket, just tell the cop you were busy trying to escape from the cuteness of "ียงีกู" or "Rhapsody of the Darkness." You might want to tone it down unless you want to be known in a dozen different subcultures. But hey, keep rocking that obscure niche; who cares if it sounds like you hacked a karaoke machine while deep-frying octopus balls? Just remember: it’s all fun and games until your Spotify recommends you a cringy "top 40 hits." Keep it weird, you cultural connoisseur!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!