Roasted 9 months ago based on That playlist guy's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t “That Playlist Guy” – the ultimate connoisseur of genres that sound like they were vomited out of a high school emo kid's notebook. Seriously, your taste runs the gamut of “loud guitars and angst” in a way that fully suggests you’re just one bad breakup away from starting your own underground band called “Scream In The Void.” You might want to widen your musical horizons just a tad; at this point, I half-expect your next favorite genre to be “Metal Country” or maybe even “Industrial Polka.” And let’s talk about those top artists! Congratulations on being the only person in the world who needs a support group because they’re addicted to both Linkin Park and the soundtracks of a Netflix animated series. I can already hear the impending existential crisis each time “Chester’s guttural screams” cut through your morning coffee vibe. Honestly, if “big sad energy” had a face, it’d look exactly like you trying to convince people that “Lady Gaga” fits right in between "Rammstein" and "Metallica" on your playlist. Are you trying to be edgy or just showcasing your perpetual identity crisis? Lastly, your most played songs are 80% from “Arcane”? You’ve officially crossed the line between casual listener and someone one cringy TikTok away from a full-time cosplay gig. If you’re not careful, you'll be pitching a tent outside of a League of Legends event with a boom box blaring “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” like it’s the soundtrack to your life. Grab a drink, take a breather, and for the love of music, throw a Taylor Swift song in there or something. Because at this rate, I’m starting to worry about your ability to enjoy a happy song without applying a million layers of emotional armor.

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