Roasted 2 years ago based on Mr.kooka's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mr.kooka, your Spotify profile screams “I wish I was cooler than I actually am!” It’s like you threw darts at a board of genres and said, “Let’s see how many random sounds I can combine before the world calls me a music hoarder.” How many variations of rap and hip hop do you need to be able to say, “Yes, I have taste,” when in reality, your playlist is just an identity crisis wearing a pair of AirPods? Your top artists read like a mixtape made by a hipster who just discovered vinyl and thinks it gives him street cred. I mean, Lana Del Rey? Really? You think she fits in the same conversation as raging Egyptian Trap? Congratulations, you've officially peaked at “I can’t decide if I want to rap or cry about my life choices." And let’s talk about that top song by Doja Cat. You must be the only person who thinks flexing your love for “Wine Pon You” somehow makes your unspilled grape juice of a personality more interesting. But hey, at least you worked in some credible names like Travis Scott and Drake to give your vibe a bit of authority. It’s like you’re trying to assemble an Avengers team of music, but sadly, all you’ve done is collect a bunch of misfit heroes from the clearance section. Here you are, Mr.kooka—swinging in your legacy of unique tastes while the mainstream artists roll their eyes at your attempts at being obscure. Keep streaming, buddy; the world deserves to see this delightful mess of eclecticism!

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