Roasted 1 year ago based on k0re's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Chair__, the digital embodiment of a 14-year-old who discovered the internet way too early and decided that the best way to express their personality was through a mix of Vocaloid anthems and Ner-Bait pop. You have a favorite genre for everything but actual classic music—good job, you’ve cracked the code to being a walking anime cliché. I guess when you finally grow up, your Spotify will magically transform into a "real person" playlist! Can't wait for that first awkward wrap party where everyone realizes that your favorite jam is just a tribute to a vending machine that serves love. Your top artists read like the soundtrack for a high school talent show hosted by a kid with too many wristbands and a questionable collection of anime figurines. Let's face it: if “Ghost and Pals” is at the top of your list, it’s time to reassess your taste. Your profile gives more off-peak, bedroom-emo vibes than a vampire goth at a smoothie bar. Every time someone hears your favorites, I'm pretty sure a hipster’s vintage record collection dies a little inside. I can’t even fathom what’s been going through your mind every time you hit replay on “Vending Machine of Love.” Maybe you’ve just been longing for true companionship... or at least a snack? And seriously, how about those most-played songs? "Lights Out" is a fitting anthem for when you finally creep out of your parents' basement, and “Girl Anachronism” speaks directly to your soul, since we all know you’re still in the awkward phase of trying to figure out why you're like this. At this point, I fully expect Chair__ to start beefing with their phone because “My farewells to the fields” is the soundtrack to some deeply existential crisis over whether wearing anime t-shirts in public is socially acceptable. It's alright, my dude; some of us are still figuring things out in our late twenties, too. But remember, the first step to musical therapy is learning that you're allowed to listen to something other than the soundtrack to a Japanese cartoon... unless you’re just waiting for Michan to stage-dive into your dreams.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!