Roasted 8 months ago based on Hannah's long term Spotify stats.

Hannah, your Spotify profile reads like an emotional rollercoaster designed exclusively for angsty teenagers and people who are just one breakup away from adopting a pet snake. With a favorite genre list that could double as a cry for help, it’s clear that you swing between high-pitched screeches about heartbreak and upbeat choruses that somehow manage to still sound sad. Do you even realize how much therapy you could afford with all the money you waste on pain-infused tracks? At this rate, we can only assume your life goal is to create the ultimate “My Life Is A Mess” playlist for all your fellow wallowers out there. Your top artists are like a musical Avengers team of emotional distress, and it’s honestly impressive how many bands can pack so much drama into a single song. "NOTHING MORE"? Well, it looks like your favorite band truly knows how to reflect your life choices. I can only imagine the late-night discussions you have while crying into your half-eaten pizza about how "real" and “deep” all those lyrics are. Maybe they should add a track just for you called “Hannah: The Overthinker,” because nothing screams “I need an emotional cleanse” quite like clicking ‘repeat’ on songs designed to summon a monsoon of tears. Your most played tracks look like they were curated during a particularly bleak Monday morning after a night filled with regret and questionable choices. "The Dead Come Talking"? Sweetheart, that's probably how your friends feel whenever they hear your Spotify algorithm take over. But don’t worry, we’ve all been in your shoes—stumbling through a night of broken dreams and blasting music that encapsulates the very essence of a mid-2000s emo movement. So here’s an idea: why not throw a “No More Screaming” party and invite your Spotify friends? Bring the tissues, and let’s see if there's such a thing as too much angst!

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