Roasted 9 days ago based on 時雨's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Rinny, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to an anime-themed existential crisis. With a music taste that shuffles between Hyperpop and J-Rock, it's clear you're trying to keep your sanity while dancing on the edge of a neon cliff. Seriously, I've seen less identity crisis in a mid-2000s emo kid than in your eclectic mix of Brazilian Phonk and Vocaloid. What’s next, a playlist dedicated to the sounds of your nervous breakdown? Your love for TK from Ling tosite sigure might rival their Spotify streams, but let’s be real—only you could turn a simple music suggestion into a full-on obsession as intense as your 15-second TikTok dances. At this point, you’ve listened to “Abnormal Trick” so many times that I’m convinced you keep that song on loop just to convince yourself you have a "deep psychological connection" with it. The fact that “I not crazy am you are” came from your favorite artist should really be setting off alarm bells. The universe must be trying to send you a message, but you’re too busy vibing to decipher it. And how about that “math rock”? Seriously, Rinny, are you trying to convince us you’re both artsy and smart, or just distracting us from the fact that you peaked at Geometry class? I mean, with those top tracks, it’s hard to tell if you’ve got impeccable taste or if you've been trying to catch the attention of a particularly niche hipster. With choices like “laser beamer” and “Fantastic Magic”—is your life an episode of 'How To Lose Friends in 10 Songs'? Just know that every time you hit play on one of those tracks, a small part of the music universe sighs in defeat. Keep spiking those charts, Rinny, whoever they are!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists