Roasted 7 months ago based on Austin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Austin, my dude! Your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list of musical identity crises. Reggae? Reggae Rock? It's as if you got stuck in an elevator between Chill Vibes and Emotional Meltdown. Your playlist is basically a potpourri of “I can’t decide if I want to relax or wallow in self-pity.” It’s like you thought, "How many sub-genres of reggae can I cram into one profile?" You must be the only person who wakes up and thinks, “I need a soundtrack for every existential crisis.” And let’s talk about those top artists—it's basically a lineup for the "Most Likely to Smoke a Joint at a Family Reunion" award. $uicideboy$? A bit on the nose there, buddy. And what’s with the seven playlists dedicated solely to Fortunate Youth? I get it, you want something upbeat to mask your emotional turmoil, but c'mon! You’re basically stalking a band that probably doesn’t even know you exist. Are you trying to create a cult, or did you just get lost on Spotify and accidentally fall down the “Bro, Let’s Get Wasted” rabbit hole? Oh, and “your most played songs” are like a musical Tinder profile—“It’s not you, it’s me...or maybe it’s just all the times I’ve been too high to change the track.” Seriously, what’s with “I Found You – Live in St. Petersburg, FL”? Is that your gym jam, or are you just trying to impress the one person you’ve convinced to go on a date with you? Your playlist reads more like a prepubescent teen’s diary than a curated experience. So here’s an idea: let’s spice it up, Austin. Maybe include a few songs that don’t make you sound like the guy who just discovered empathy last week.

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