Roasted 2 years ago based on arjun's long term Spotify stats.

Arjun, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just discovered the word "eclectic" and thought it was a personality trait. Seriously, Modern Rock and Pop Punk? Isn’t that the sonic equivalent of ordering plain oatmeal every morning? You’ve amassed a collection of favorites that make it seem like you’re trying to piece together the soundtrack of a midlife crisis, and spoiler alert: Bruce Springsteen is listening to your playlists and weeping softly somewhere. And don't even get me started on your top artists—Hans Zimmer and John Mayer? Cool, the only two people on Earth who could score a traffic jam into a cinematic masterpiece while strumming a heartbreak song! You know you have the range of a light switch, right? Did you choose these artists by randomly tapping on your keyboard or were you just trying to impress a hipster with a flat-brimmed cap? I mean, there’s more range in your streaming history than in a Taylor Swift breakup album, yet here you are, trapped in a vibe vortex! And what’s up with your most-played tracks? “Aubrey Plaza” by Nick Ward followed by “Midnight Train to Georgia”? Congratulations, you've successfully curated the least efficient mood to get through a Sunday morning. You’re telling me that the soundtrack to your life is basically like a rejected selection from a movie nobody wanted to make. So, keep on jamming, Arjun! Just remember, when you’re trapped in your musical labyrinth, it’s not too late to get a sense of direction... or a new hobby.

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