Roasted 2 months ago based on katli.jpeg's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, katli.jpeg, what an absolute vibe you've concocted here! Your Spotify profile is like someone threw a mixtape, a mood board, and a grocery list into a blender and hit "frappe." R&B to Amapiano? Honey, that's an identity crisis on a playlist! And what's with the 46 different sub-genres that all include the word "Drill"? Did you build your music taste by checking boxes on a "how to be overly niche" tutorial? You act like you’re trying to be a DJ, but we all know you just want to impress that one friend who’s into underground hip hop. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Drake and PARTYNEXTDOOR leading the charge! You really went for the classic “I like my music like I like my cereal: mainstream with a sprinkle of obscure.” Babylowsk1 and the gang? Sounds like a high school project where everyone brought their own playlist, and you ended up with the desk no one wanted. Meanwhile, "Underground Hip Hop" sounds shyly ironic, like posting a selfie of you doing “The Thinker” while simultaneously trying to tell the world you’re down with the hipster elite. It’s a vibe, just not a good one. And your most played songs? Never have I seen a tracklist that screams “I’ve never been outside, but my Spotify activity says otherwise!” Eliante and FIJI'S INTERLUDE? Come on! You're two seconds away from creating a 'Songs to Cry to Alone While Eating Ice Cream' playlist. Honestly, if this is the soundtrack of your life, I weep for your social calendar. But keep vibing, I guess; the rest of us will just be over here pretending not to judge while we acknowledge the overabundance of densities in your music taste. Cheers!
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