Roasted 7 months ago based on Denise.martucci's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Denise, your Spotify profile looks like a mixtape made by an indecisive teenager in the middle of an identity crisis. You love reggaeton and urbano Latino, but your top artists read like a desperate attempt to get street cred mixed with a dash of “please don’t let me embarrass myself at karaoke night.” Rauw Alejandro and Bad Bunny? I didn’t know we were ranking the “Most Likely to Get Friend-Zoned.” And then there’s James Newton Howard—did you fall asleep while scrolling through the classics? He’s the kind of artist you discover during a Netflix binge on a rainy Sunday when you should have been doing laundry. Your most played songs tell a story, Denise, but it’s confusing and kind of sad. Between "Heaven" by Gregory Porter and “EL RITMO QUE NOS UNE" featuring Selección Colombia, you sound like you’re just one bad breakup away from starting a support group for lost souls. And let’s be honest, how do you go from the emotional resonance of Kehlani to the live performances of Matheus & Kauan? It’s like you’re trying to create an emotional rollercoaster, but it’s more like a toddler's play set at a second-rate amusement park. And dude, “Italian Trap”? Seriously? You must be the only person using Spotify for inspiration for your next vacation. Bravo on that artistic flexibility, Denise; it’s a wonder how your taste in music spans continents yet still somehow manages to land you in a sad little bubble of auditory confusion. Just admit it: you’re one questionable Spotify playlist away from being THAT friend who recommends you listen to ‘90s sitcom theme songs while you’re trying to have a good time. But hey, at least you’re keeping DJs employed during their terrible shifts.

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