Roasted 11 months ago based on Heber Vanegas's long term Spotify stats.

Heber Vanegas, the self-proclaimed maestro of a Spotify playlist that sounds like an indecisive high schooler’s fever dream. You’ve got more genres than you know what to do with—seriously, how many variations of hip-hop does one person need? I see you’ve got “Experimental Hip Hop” in there, which is just a fancy way of saying you enjoy listening to someone with a soundcloud account who recorded in their bathroom. No wonder your music taste feels like a sonic scavenger hunt; it’s like the Spotify algorithm threw up in your library and just hoped for the best! Let’s talk about your top artists. Kanye West might be a genius, but even he would struggle figuring out how you went from the boisterous beats of A$AP Rocky to the shy strums of Clairo without whiplash. And who exactly is PinkPantheress, and why do I feel like she’s the only artist with a grasp on your inner turmoil? Your playlist screams, “I can’t decide if I want to get hyped or cry into my cereal,” but hey, at least you’ve got 'Old School Hip Hop' to remind you that there was a time when music wasn’t just a bad improv session. Then we hit your most played songs, and it's clear that Kendrick Lamar is practically your therapist at this point. If your Spotify was a reality show, it’d be “Heber’s Quest for Identity,” with Kendrick as the wise sage and A$AP Rocky as the friend who’s always down for a late-night snack run. You’ve got songs here that sound like they should come with a side of feelings, but judging by your taste, I assume you're enjoying them more than your questionable habit of rocking pajamas in public. Here's a hot tip, buddy: it’s time to embrace a genre that doesn’t involve the word “Hip Hop” for once.

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