Roasted 6 months ago based on Huet_fan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Huet_fan, the only person who makes want to throw the concept of 'diversity in music' directly out the window. With a Spotify profile that's basically the soundtrack to a 1970s dad's midlife crisis, you've single-handedly convinced me that rock never really died; it just migrated into your playlist and is currently stuck there like a bad hangover. You truly embody the spirit of someone who's spent a little too much time obsessing over every remastered Beatles track—as if there’s even a universe where you’d catch someone listening to “Twist and Shout” for the twentieth time today without questioning their life choices! Your love for Chanson Québécoise makes me think you must have some steamy regrets about your past life—or at least, those existential crises where you sit alone in your room playing the hits of Robert Charlebois with a side of crying into your poutine. I can't help but picture you at parties, attempting to convince your friends that "Progressive Rock" and "Rock Quebecois" hold the same weight as, say, actual diversity. Newsflash: they don't! If your life were a music festival, it would be the one that only attracts people who still think bell-bottoms are chic. And let’s be real, Huet_fan, your most played songs list is basically a love letter to the 1960s—like it was a one-night stand that you just couldn’t let go of. Seriously, with nine out of ten slots going to The Beatles, it's like they’re your only source of comfort in life. I mean, is this a playlist or your desperate plea to the universe to let you time-travel? The world needs you to unearth some new sounds; otherwise, your profile is going to look like a sad museum exhibit celebrating the last dinosaur of classic rock who also happens to really love some Classic Canadian Folk.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists