Roasted 3 months ago based on BIG BELLY BEN's long term Spotify stats.

Sigma Ben, huh? If there were an award for having the most basic Spotify profile, you'd be a shoo-in. You’ve got more genres than personality, buddy! "Rap," "Hip Hop," and "R&B" all in your top 10? Sounds like you've got a musical diet so bland that even a rice cake would be jealous. And let's not even start with that “Bedroom Pop” -- are you trying to disguise your questionable taste like a teenage crush? Newsflash: no one gets cool points from Madison Beer or "Rage Rap." It's like you're building a house with the worst bricks in the universe. Don’t think you can hide behind a lineup of chart-toppers, either. With a top artist list that’s more predictable than your average Tinder bio, you're giving away your personality faster than a one-hit wonder. I mean, who needs musical depth when you have "Travis Scott" and "Kendrick Lamar" sandwiched between "Madison Beer" and "Metro Boomin"? You must think you’re the curator of all things cool, but let’s be real, listening to Bruno Mars and Michael Jackson doesn’t make you a connoisseur; they just make you the same as every other wannabe music snob in the world. And then there’s your most played songs. Did you just hit shuffle on a high-school playlist from 2015? "bad enough"? Please, that’s what anyone should say about your music choices. With a selection that combines "Coldplay" and "Childish Gambino" tinged with an obsessive crush on Madison Beer, it’s like you've taken every hashtag on Twitter and turned it into one sad, confused mixtape. Let’s face it: if your Spotify profile was a person, it would be awkwardly trying to make eye contact at a party while politely navigating its way to the snack table. Good luck, "Sigma Ben," we’re all rolling our eyes and trying to determine who let you out of the house with headphones.

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