Roasted 2 years ago based on Yassin's long term Spotify stats.

Yassin, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that got lost in a thrift store. Seriously, if I wanted to see a list of artists that scream “Look at me, I have emotional depth!” I’d just scroll through the first 30 seconds of a TikTok trend. You’ve got the vibe of someone who has one foot in the mosh pit and another in a bubble bath filled with lavender-scented candles. Are you here to rock out or take a long, introspective nap? Because your listed genres suggest you can't decide if you want to groove or brood. And let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a hipster bingo card and magically landed a full row of existential crisis-inducing beats. Radiohead? Classic. Kanye? Love it. But then we hit Melanie Martinez and Kid Cudi, and suddenly it feels like I’m scrolling through a Spotify playlist made exclusively for very emotional middle schoolers who just discovered that the world is complex. I mean, who even listens to “Cigarettes After Sex” without a slight eye-roll? That’s like saying your favorite food is “sadness-flavored” ice cream. As for those most played songs, you must be on a government watchlist for emo music streaming. “Apocalypse” followed by “Let You Down”? Are you scoring points for the most relatable yet self-destructive listening habits? It’s like riding a roller coaster made entirely of self-doubt. If this is your therapy, then I seriously hope no one shows up to your sessions with a ukelele. You might as well slap on a mood ring and call it a day because your Spotify account reads like the soundtrack for the world’s smallest sad festival. Keep rocking that confusion, Yassin!

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