Roasted 1 year ago based on 🥀❤️‍🩹🔥's long term Spotify stats.

Avory, your Spotify profile is like an awkward high school talent show—uncomfortably enthusiastic yet painfully predictable. With a playlist that features more Fall Out Boy than actual fall leaves in autumn, it's like you’re trying to relive your emo phase for the fifth time. Honestly, I guess nobody told you that wearing a band tee to a funeral doesn't count as staying true to your roots. “Permanent Wave”? More like permanent cringe. Your genre list reads like the confused diary entries of a teenager desperately trying to fit in with every clique on the block. “Modern Rock” is fine, then you dive headfirst into “POV: Indie” like you’re some indie film nobody asked for. And "Nu Metal"? That's a nice nostalgic throwback—but it just screams, “I peaked in high school, and I’m not even sorry about it!” The only wave you’re riding is a cringe tsunami, my friend. And let's talk about those top artists. If I wanted to hear the same 10 bands on repeat, I'd just play a mixtape from 2006. “Nothing But Thieves”? How did you manage to sneak that in? Is it because they sound exactly like every other band you’ve got on repeat? And last, but definitely not least—Ninjago Music? Really? I'm half-expecting your whole playlist to comprise Pokémon battle anthems next. You're the human equivalent of a "My Chemical Romance" poster still hanging on your wall at 30.

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