Roasted 1 year ago based on sofiia's long term Spotify stats.
Oh wow, Sofiia, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager’s mood board from 2010. "New Wave," "Witch House," and "Glitch" all make sense if you’re trying to throw a funeral for your taste in music. It's like you stumbled upon a genre generator and just hit 'random' until something cracked. Aren't you tired of pretending you’re cool because you listen to artists with names you can't even pronounce? I mean, “Madchester”? Sounds less like a genre and more like the British answer to a hipster on a mid-life crisis. Your top artists list is an eclectic disaster, like someone trying to recreate a junk food platter while blindfolded. “Die Antwoord” alongside “Nicki Minaj”? It’s as if you’re having an identity crisis and just threw in any artist that feels foreign enough to keep your friends guessing. And who are these people called “Ежемесячные” and “Poshlaya Molly”? I’m 99% sure they’re just figments of your over-caffeinated imagination and that they’d ghost you if they ever found out you were pining over them in public. As for your most played songs, bless your heart, you really do have a knack for picking tunes that sound like they were recorded in a dystopian future. “УЕ - Duzer Remix”? You must be the only person who can truly appreciate that masterpiece, because everyone else is too busy listening to actual music. But hey, keep vibing with your “Hyperpop” anthems and chanting for a “Witch House” revival. At least you'll keep the rest of us entertained watching you dance to your own quirky soundtrack. Just remember, there’s nothing “art” about your “Art Pop”—it’s more like performance art gone horribly wrong.
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