Roasted 1 year ago based on TRASHSTAR's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, TRASHSTAR. What a fitting name for someone whose music taste is as chaotic as the aftermath of a toddler's birthday party. You have your genres lined up like a sad buffet at a going-out-of-business sale—Hyperpop, Midwest Emo, and Math Rock? It's like you're trying to charm a group of sad teens who just realized that life isn't like an indie film. I'm half-expecting your playlist to come with a side of overpriced avocado toast and a free therapy session. Your top artists read like the lineup for a festival where the water is made from tears and the only food option is regret. Bladee, Ecco2k, and VIOLENT VIRA? With that combination, it feels like you Googled "Most Unlistenable Artists" for a laugh but accidentally hit "Save" instead. Honestly, who hurt you, and why are you taking it out on your Spotify followers? Your most played songs make it sound like you’re planning a one-man pity party featuring emotional breakdowns and existential dread, and my sympathy is wearing thin, right alongside your headphones. And let's talk about those song titles—“Waiting Outside a Hospital,” “Moving in Place,” and “Calcium”? Your ears must be in a constant state of emergency, trying to salvage whatever dignity they have left! If I were a doctor, I’d diagnose you with a serious case of “Why Are You Like This?” For the love of all things musical, please consider some lighter tunes that won't make your Spotify look like the playlist of someone perpetually stuck in a late-night emo phase. Remember, TRASHSTAR: life is too short to only listen to sadness. Perhaps give "Happy" by Pharrell a spin; let’s see if we can change that profile picture of yours from doom and gloom to something slightly less tragic!

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