Roasted 14 days ago based on Emma's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Emma, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the Latin music scene and a half-hearted apology letter to classic rock. It’s like you walked into a record store, saw Bad Bunny’s face on everything, and thought, “Perfect—this will cover my 'cultured' vibe while I secretly blast 'Hey Jude' in my bedroom like a true millennial rebel.” Honestly, it’s a miracle the Beatles are hanging out with a bunch of reggaeton artists; they must think they've entered a bizarre multicultural crossover episode of "The Simpsons." Your playlist is a rollercoaster that even the most adventurous crowds would avoid—who knew screaming along to Latin Pop tracks could make someone simultaneously want to dance and contemplate their life choices? Between the ear candy of “Money” by Alan Cumming and the musical whiplash that is “Rocky Road to Dublin,” one can only assume your listening sessions are a therapy exercise in genre identity crisis. You might have a diversity of styles, but deep down, we all know that Bad Bunny is the true overlord of your heart (and likely your Spotify stats). And let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artist choices: Bad Bunny, Beyoncé, and... the Mexican Institute of Sound? Wow, Emma, you really took "I’ll listen to anything except the mainstream” to a whole new level! The only thing more confused than your playlist is probably the friends who just caught you shamelessly belting out “La Negra Tomasa” at karaoke, trying to rock the mic like you’re at a family reunion in Tijuana. But hey, keep those party vibes alive; at least you're the only one who knows what’s going on—because none of us are keeping track of this genre chaos!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!