Roasted 11 months ago based on vet's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Vet, living that “all the rage, no originality” lifestyle! With a Spotify profile that reads like a teenager's mood board on their worst day, you seem to have a one-stop shop for all your angsty feels. Is your playlist designed for therapy, or do you just enjoy getting your feelings hurt by 20 different flavors of rap? Between the "Rage Rap" and endless Playboi Carti tracks, it’s clear you have a deep, spiritual connection to utter chaos. Who needs a music identity when you can just slap a bunch of trending genres together like a DJ who only plays from TikTok? Your list of top artists reads like a group project where everyone did the bare minimum, and I can’t tell if you’re showcasing their hits or giving us the “Last Seen” alert on your Spotify for maximum cringy exposure. It’s almost impressive how you managed to make a curated artist roster look like a hastily thrown together multi-artist rap concert with one fan in the audience—and that fan is you. But hey, at least there's a healthy sprinkle of emotionality in there with Juice WRLD and PinkPantheress. Nothing says "balance" like listening to someone rap about pain while casually vibing to bedroom pop like we're all just hanging out in high school again! And don’t even get me started on your Most Played songs. It's practically a shrine to Playboi Carti and a few sad attempts at emotional depth that scream, “I only listen to the same three songs on repeat!” The only thing more repetitive than your playlist is the heartbreak you seem to collect like Pokémon cards. Sorry, Vet, but with this musical taste, it feels like you’re just dangerously close to becoming a meme yourself. It’s time to put those earbuds down, step outside, and see if maybe, just maybe, there's more to life than listening to the same artist croon about being broke and depressed.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists