Roasted 9 days ago based on sadster's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "sadster," the perfect Spotify profile for someone still living like it's the late 90s. It’s a wonder you can listen to "Alternative Metal" when your music taste is so alternative that even your Spotify algorithm is questioning its life choices. With an all-star lineup of bands who peaked when people still used dial-up, your playlist reads more like an emotional support group for adolescents who refused to grow up. I bet your idea of a new release is the remastered versions of albums that everyone else was tired of by the time they were in high school. Let’s dissect your top artists for a second. You’re jamming out to Sublime so much that I'm starting to think you believe they’re still making music. Newsflash: "Smoke Two Joints" isn’t a lifestyle choice; it’s a cry for help. And then there’s Korn, the band that knows how to turn angst into an art form—they’d probably break down in tears if they heard you still vibing to “Freak on a Leash.” With a smorgasbord of genres with names longer than your attention span, it’s like your profile is trying to win a gold medal in the Olympic event of "Confusing Musical Taste." And who could ignore your most played songs? You might want to consider a therapist instead of more Fugazi tracks, because the number of times you replay "I Know It's Over" is enough to make one question if this is your self-help playlist or just a loop of your existential crisis. Oh, and turn that Lana Del Rey track down; unless you’re trying to endear yourself to a demolition crew with your taste in music, do everyone a favor and let them know you only played it once. Between your fogged-up '90s motifs and metal-heavy grooves, you’re like a nostalgic time capsule that accidentally fell into a dumpster behind Hot Topic.

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