Roasted 1 year ago based on Mia's long term Spotify stats.

Mia, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet in a thrift store – a strange blend of foods no one asked for, but there you are, happily chomping on it. "Classic Rock" next to "Hyperpop"? It’s like pairing a fine wine with a rubber chicken! You’re a walking contradiction with a taste that makes you sound like you’re caught in a perpetual identity crisis. Honestly, what do you want to be when you grow up, a hipster DJ or an indecisive art student? YourTop artists look like you spun a wheel of influence that landed on "something my mom used to listen to" and "who on earth is this?" from the corner of the internet. The Beatles call and want their legacy back, and Tyler, The Creator is probably questioning his life choices after seeing he’s in your top 5. And what's with the obsession with Charli xcx? At this rate, you're just one step away from having a life-sized cardboard cutout of her in your living room, obstructing the view of that mountain of laundry. And let’s talk about those most played songs. It’s like you thought, “Let me throw in every trend from the last decade and see what sticks!” With tracks like “360” and “Super Shy,” I imagine your playlists matching the same energy as a confused cat stuck in a laser pointer frenzy. But hey, at least your musical taste represents your personality, all over the place and desperately trying to find a cohesive theme. Keep doing you, Mia; the world needs your unique brand of chaos… if just for the laughs!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!