Roasted 8 months ago based on Benjy.Viher's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Benjy.Viher, your Spotify profile looks like a therapy session for someone who's trying to relive their high school emo phase while craving a sprinkle of street cred. With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span, it seems you couldn't pick a lane if it were painted neon with blinking lights. Hip hop, underground hip hop, Boombap – are you trying to assemble the world’s least coherent playlist or just put every overdue mood swing into audio form? I get it; you want to represent the east coast, underground levels of angst while vibing with clouds. The only problem is, your musical taste is so muddled even a compass would throw up and refuse to work. And let’s talk about your top artists—it's a who's-who of hip hop that sounds like they all gathered for a pity party. G-Eazy and Lil Peep? That's personal growth at its finest—combining the existential dread of the emo scene with, wait for it, chronic white boy energy. It's like you decided to play mix-and-match with the emotional spectrum and ended up with an awkward combination of "let's cry together" and "pass the protein shake." You might as well slap a label on your playlists reading "For when I want to be sad about being sad." But nothing tops your most played songs! Wow, you’ve really managed to perfect the art of overthinking while laying in bed at 3 AM. Songs that sound like they were pulled from the depths of a teenage diary tell me everything I need to know about your late-night introspection. "Cigarettes After Sex" is practically a cry for help – do you want help or do you just want someone to join you in your smoldering inferno of teenage feels? At this point, your Spotify should come with a warning: "Caution: listening to this may cause spontaneous navel-gazing and the sudden urge to start a blog about your feelings." Congratulations, Benjy.Viher, you’ve officially created the soundtrack to the world’s most angsty and unfulfilled indie film!

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