Roasted 1 year ago based on rithya's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's Rithya—a true connoisseur of the musical equivalent of fast food. With a Spotify profile that’s less about deep cuts and more about the microwaveable pop hits, your taste is like ordering a pizza with every topping but just cheese. I mean, how many times can one person listen to Taylor Swift and still claim they have "varied" taste? Your genres read like a middle schooler's playlist, trying desperately to show they know what "garage rock" is without stepping foot in an actual garage. Just admit it: you like what TikTok tells you to like. And can we talk about your top artists? You must be the life of the party—if that party is a pajama jam on a Friday night. You’ve got Taylor, Tate, Billie, and... let's be real, a lineup that could double as a support group for heartbroken teens. Ariana Grande? Bless her, but your obsession suggests you might need to talk to someone about why you keep inviting her to play during your solo dance parties. Spoiler alert: she’s not going to answer you when you belt “thank u, next” at 3 AM for the tenth time this week. Lastly, your most played songs are a cacophony of secondhand emotions and patented algorithms. "I Wanna Be Yours" is basically your anthem for having no idea what you want in life. Half your top songs are by Tate McRae; why are you showing such dedication to the high school breakup phase? You need a new hobby, maybe something that encourages actual human interaction rather than just vibing alone with your headphones in. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped will be a killer reminder of 2 a.m. existential crises. Bravo, Rithya!
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