Roasted 1 month ago based on xx's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's our resident emotion dumpster, xx! You’ve curated a playlist that could only be described as the soundtrack to a teenage angst film that failed at the box office. I mean, “Rage Rap” and “Emo Rap” together? Are you trying to start a one-person pity party? I can just imagine you dramatically playing “All Girls Are The Same” while staring at a half-eaten pizza in your mom's basement. News flash: there’s more to life than mourning your ex and rehashing the same heartbreak—a new Hobby Lobby just opened! Your top artists read like a who’s who of the most emotionally unstable men on the planet. You’ve got Lil Peep making Twilight vibes strong, Playboi Carti whose songs sound like he’s perpetually losing a rap battle with a heavy cough, and Kanye West—oh, sweetheart, that’s a choice! You realize he might drop a track about how he plans to run for president again at any moment, right? I hope you’re prepared for a lively debate about who has the most existential dread—your Spotify or his Twitter account! And those most played songs? “Nuts” and “Party Girl”? Wow, xx, you really went out on a limb with those choices. Listening to “Lean Wit Me” isn’t going to help you cope with your life decisions, buddy. With all that desperately haunting moodiness sprinkled in with “cloud rap,” I can only assume you’re either on the verge of an emotional breakdown or waiting to impress a goth kid at Hot Topic. Pro-tip: maybe try throwing in one happy song between these tear-fests once in a while; you’ll be amazed at how life gets less dreary when you’re not lurking in the corner of the internet with a black hoodie and a fountain pen!

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