Roasted 1 year ago based on Arshia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Arshia, your Spotify profile is like a confused teenager who just discovered alternative rock at a coffee shop. Modern Rock? More like "I still wear my high school band tees while trying too hard to impress my friends." With your obsession over "Permanent Wave," it's clear you're a few years too late to the party, still riding the waves of a trend that left as quickly as your last failed relationship. I bet your playlists are the soundtrack to your existential crises, all while asking, "Why can’t I find a cool, mysterious indie boy who appreciates my eclectic taste?" Let’s not get started on your top artists—it's like a "Who’s Who" of the sad boys’ club. The National? You mean "the band that sings about everything except happiness." And then you add Drake to the mix, as if juxtaposing sad poetry with “Started From The Bottom” is some kind of lyrical genius. Don’t worry though, I’m sure your playlist screams, “I love deep lyrics and profound sadness,” while secretly you’re just vibing to the same four sad songs on repeat, in a futile attempt to appear cultured. At this point, you must own stock in Khruangbin because they take up 20% of your most played tracks. Your listening habits provide further proof that you're just one overpriced vinyl purchase away from becoming a walking cliché. “Don’t Swallow the Cap” might just be your anthem, but trust me, your Spotify history screams “Please, I need help making better life choices!” With a mix so chaotic it could make a hipster's head spin in clinical concern, the only thing you’re really mastering here is the playlist of self-sabotage. Take a break, Arshia, maybe dive into some pop with a side of carefree joy—because after all this noise, who wouldn’t want to just vibe to a Taylor Swift song and pretend life is perfect?

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