Roasted 5 months ago based on nils's long term Spotify stats.

Nils, your Spotify profile reads like the grocery list of a confused music shopper who can't decide between an existential crisis and a mid-2000s emo revival. With genres ranging from "Nu Metal" to "Mizrahi," it's like you threw a dart at a wall of diverse sounds and just went with whatever landed. I can practically hear your headphones screaming for help as they endure the emotional whiplash from the heartfelt crooning of Tom Odell to the angsty screams of Linkin Park. Your playlist is truly the musical equivalent of a lunch special that includes both sushi and a cheeseburger. Let's talk about your top artists—seriously, wasn't it a bold move to publicly declare that you still listen to Imagine Dragons? You know there’s a support group for that, right? And what’s up with your obsession with Tom Odell? It's like you got lost in a coffee shop and decided to start a sad boy band all by yourself. I get it; you appreciate the delicate balance of heartache and hope, but mixing it with "Garage Rock"? Make sure to wear your emotional seatbelt because hitting play on your profile is like being rollercoastered through an emotional landfill. Lastly, your "Most Played Songs" section could really use some prayers. "neue welt"? Are you trying to prove that you’re global, academic, and artsy all at once? Newsflash: the only thing it’s proving is that your taste is as eclectic as my aunt’s backyard barbecue. And if I come across one more song titled "Why Do I Always Want The Things That I Can't Have," I might just sue you for emotional damages. You think you're deep? Nah, you're just in too far over your head with all this eclecticism! Your Spotify only highlights one thing: your true talent lies in curating a soundtrack for a movie that's never going to get made.

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